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25 FEBRUARY 2010
Quid Pro Quo II: The Interview. Pick up a copy of this week's Lynchburg Ledger newspaper (2/25 - 3/4) to read my interview with the New York based Greg Olear, author of the cultural satire/murdery mystery Totally Killer (Harper, 2009). Find your nearest distribution stop here. Visit Greg online at www.gregolear.com. Excerpt:

Pretend this is either an episode of Charlie Rose or a New Yorker podcast and I am a bewhiskered Deborah Treisman with an exorbitant amount of testosterone. For those of you just joining us, I am talking with New York based novelist, Greg Olear, author of the murder mystery/social satire Totally Killer (Harper, 2009). And by talking, I mean I e-mailed Mr. Olear and he didn’t report me to the FBI for stalking.

Jeffrey Pillow: Totally Killer takes place in the dog days of summer 1991 with a plot driven in part by political, social, and economic ramifications of the time. The final months of Bush 41. Beginning of an employment dip. Economic recession. Fast forward to 2009 where the story ends. Bush 43 has just left the White House and left with him the beginning of an employment dip and an economic recession unmatched since the Great Depression. The more things change the more they stay the same. Why ‘91 and ‘09?

Greg Olear: It’s a turning-point year. And not just from one decade to the next. The Yale historian Eric Hobsbawm uses 1991 as a bracket year for his books; The Age of Extremes he locates at 1914-1991. This is not arbitrary—the Gulf War and the collapse of the Soviet Union were huge historical turning points. The eminent astrologer Dane Rudhyar wrote a book called Astrological Timing, in which he pinpoints when the New Age will begin; the final phase of the Piscean Age—or the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, if you will—he locates in 1991. Plus, the web browser was invented in 1991. That might not be on par with, say, the printing press, but it has to be in the same league with television, radio, telephone, and telegraph.

As for 2009… I turned the book in at the end of 2008, which would have been more neatly parallel to 1991, what with a Bush in the White House, but because it came out in 2009, they wanted it set then, to make it current. I didn’t think I could set it any further in the future than July 4, 2009, which was six months after I’d turned it in. Luckily, nothing earth shattering happened in the interim. But if Todd was really writing in mid-2009, he’d have mentioned Twitter, and made more of a big deal about Obama, I think. Perhaps I’ll correct that in the French language version, due for release in le printemps of 2011.

JP: And the setting, the East Village of NYC?

GO: Because it’s the coolest place on earth. Or was, in ’91, before Giuliani and Starbucks.

JP: Wasn’t Giuliani’s first wife his second cousin? Your thoughts on kissing cousins and the recent findings regarding King Tut’s incestual genetics? . . .

23 FEBRUARY 2010
Lined up an interview with Benyamin Cohen, author of the nonfiction My Jesus Year: A Rabbi's Son Wonders Into the Bible Belt In Search of His Own Faith (Harper Collins, 2008). Visit Benyamin online at www.myjesusyear.com.

17-24 FEBRUARY 2010
Pick up a copy of this week's Lynchburg Ledger newspaper to read my latest column Quid Pro Quo, a review of Greg Olear's novel Totally Killer (Harper, 2009). Find your nearest distribution stop here. Excerpt:

Apart from William Melvin Kelley’s 1967 black comedy dem, I have never read a book so swiftly in my born day as Totally Killer by Greg Olear (Harper, 2009). I’ll be frank—though I usually just go by Jeff, Jeffro, or Jeffrey, depending on how well you know me—you don’t need to read any further than the next line to know my true feelings regarding this novel: it is absolutely amazing. Stop reading this column right now and high tail it to Barnes & Noble or log on to Amazon.com and snag a copy . . .

Twenty-three and jobless, the beautifully flawed Taylor Schmidt arrives to the Big Apple in July 1991 a transplant from the rolling hills of Warrensburg, Missouri with an undergraduate degree in English Lit and aspirations of breaking into the world of publishing. What she quickly finds instead are the shuffling, blistered feet of tenderfoot Gen-Xers like herself stretching for city blocks in the sweltering heat, all with resumes in hand, and the sexually overt up-and-downs of power zealot editorial directors.

The pickings slim and competition fierce due to an economic downturn, Taylor stumbles with high heels from one employment agency to the next until being summoned by the Quid Pro Quo employment agency. Led by the august, cocksure Asher Krug, Quid Pro Quo guarantees its adept applicants “jobs to kill for” but at what price?

Written eighteen years later from the perspective of Taylor’s fatally attracted roommate, Todd Lander, Totally Killer is, at first, Lander’s self-confessing memoir—“Once in a lifetime, if you’re lucky, you meet a woman who just does it for you. That was Taylor Schmidt. The chick oozed pheromones. She was sex. And not just for me. Everybody she ever met wanted to sleep with her”—turned cultural satire and murder mystery . . .

Selected Stories


The Black Thunderbird: Part I. The Nervous Breakdown. 5 January 2010. About 2500 words. It’s Friday. It’s late. And the party is over. Buckle up and take a ride with Jeffrey Pillow and his friend Jeremiah on a drunken ride to remember. Assless chaps, naked women and Willie Nelson included. Part 1 of 2.

The Black Thunderbird: Part II. The Nervous Breakdown. 31 January 2010. About 6700 words. As youth, we think we are invincible. Only when driving drunk through a gravel parking lot at 50 MPH with a ditch line fast approaching while listening to Snoop Dogg’s “It Ain’t No Fun (If the Homies Can’t Have None)” do we realize we are indeed flesh and blood, and can leave this world having lived pathetic, unfulfilled lives. In this memoir entry, Jeffrey Pillow recalls a time when he and his friend Jeremiah take his black Thunderbird for one last fateful spin. Part 2 of 2.

A Greater Plan: A Son Remembers His Dad on Father’s Day. Ruse the Magazine. Press Media Group. The Lynchburg Ledger. Southside Messenger. 19 July 2009. When I proposed to my girlfriend of nearly two years, Allison Watkins, the weekend of the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday, it never occurred to me that in less than two months my dad would begin the fight of his life as he was diagnosed with Acute Myelogenous Leukemia (AML).


Rebels With a Cause. URGE Magazine. Winter 2008. In 1987, an 11-year-old boy was diagnosed with HIV.

Sad-Eyed Wizard: The Story of Pete Maravich. Press Media Group. Ruse the Magazine. 6-13 August 2009. Excerpt: He was the sad-eyed wizard of the hardwood, wearing floppy socks and scraggly hair upon his head, the prodigy child of his father, Press Maravich. To a generation he was known as Pistol Pete, a soulful magician with a leathery, orange globe ricocheting from the tips of his fingers to the tips of his toes, the all-time leading scorer in NCAA history—a legend.